First post - A little about myself

I'm a viking of today, a viking of the new millennium. Like the old vikings of the viking era I enjoy raping and pillaging, but unfortunately that's illegal in 2006. Therefore I stick to doing what other people do in this modern world that we live in; I surf the internet, work 37 1/2 hours every week, go to the gym, drink myself silly in the weekends and live with a friend in a small but cozy apartment in the Norwegian capital of oslo. My greatest dream is to travel back in time to the time of my famous ancestors with up-to-date weapons like machineguns and bombs and conquer the world. The only thing that makes me differ from an average norwegian is that I, (unlike many other young people from my country) think it's possible to combine being a true Viking with being a citizen of society in 2006. People in general and the law especially do not agree with me when i argue that I've got the right to kill, rob and maltreat anyone who crosses my way simply because some of my ancestors did it this way. That makes me sad